Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

bowling ball

When a woman is big, fat, or round and take three fingers to please

Man, all these chicks are bowling balls. Let’s bail.

by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022

Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head

You look like a gay bowling ball

by Tom dim May 25, 2018

Biloxi bowling ball

When your partner sticks three fingers up your a**hole in the front seat of a 1997 Ford Probe at a Raising Canes in Biloxi Mississippi

I got the three fingered combo(Biloxi bowling ball) in Biloxi and I loved it, AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

by Imooney13 April 16, 2023

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.

"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."

by Creaturecat March 7, 2016