back seat baby

Term meaning WHORE when there are seven year olds in the room.

"You don't want your identity to be the biggest back seat baby in the school."

by VapoRub Baby May 10, 2006

Back-Seat Baby

A baby conceived from having sex in a car, usually, but not limited to, the backseat.

Because Ricky and Charlotte have only had sex once, in the back-seat of his car, and she is now pregnant, her child would be considered a Back-Seat Baby.

by Charlotte Lyons March 21, 2009

back bowl baby

a baby that shits in a bowl and pours it over its back

That man is a back bowl baby.

by garden gnome swag November 13, 2016

Back Door Drip Baby

A child conceived from the mother engaging in anal sex and allowing for the semen to drip from her anus into her vagina.

In order to achieve impregnation the male must first ejaculate inside of the females rectum. The female will bow her legs tilting her body forward. The female will then take her hand and gently spread a cheek allowing for the anus to expand and create a conduit for the semen to trickle down towards her pubic region. She will use her free hand to catch and vigorously rub the anal semen into her vagina.

Whats wrong dude?
I just found out I am a back door drip baby.
No way man!
Yeah, I guess mom was really into the anal cream pies back in the day

by Ritter the Critter November 16, 2011

You've given me the baby now get in the back

A quote made by James May in Top Gear

James May: She's effectively saying you've given me the baby now get in the back

by Yuudaishi February 9, 2019

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 11, 2025

babyback bullshit

something that is such crap that it can't be just plain bullshit it has to go to the next level.

oh please that is some babyback bullshit!

by T.Nysha August 25, 2008