why bother

a decaf, nonfat, and possibly sugar-free latte

Why bother? That idiot might as well get a cup of filtered water. Save $3.50 and it tastes better.

by Aaron kingerman January 28, 2008

horse botherers

Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.

Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?

by Mad Ferret April 8, 2016

big bother

The usual summertime annoyance that is Big Brother. Not only is there a channel pretty much dedicated to it 24/7 but we have to read about it in newspapers, see it on the News on TV and pretty much get bothered by it ALL SUMMER.

(whilst flicking through channels on TV you come across a still picture of a bedroom with nothing happening at all) "ah, i see Big Bother is on still." (whilst reading a News Paper you come to the center 10 pages dedicated to the REAL lives of the Big Brother contestants)"Who are these people that i don't want to know about taking up space in my News Paper. Bloody Big Bother again, thats what!"

by Racist Dave June 27, 2007

dog botherer

Derogatory phrase, used in a similar fashion to shit stabber, sheep shagger and mexican cheese dragon.

Oh my god that guy is such a dog botherer...

You fucking jeylord I bet you bother dogs...

by Squirrelking May 8, 2004

god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am

knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA

by geordie May 11, 2003

Bother Buddy

A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.

Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))

Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.

by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021

nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010