by Jumpman44 September 5, 2016
Get the Backup Dancer mug.Used by people when they go on a first date that they think might be kinda sketchy. A Backup Call is performed by changing a friends name in your phone to someone of high importance (Babysitter, Manager, Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, etc) and having said friend call you 30-60 minutes into a first date. If the date is going to shit, this can be used to make up an excuse to leave early. Just make sure you have a bullshit story to use so when they ask “what’s wrong?” you have a sentence or two that you can tell them.
You’re welcome, you lying bitch.
You’re welcome, you lying bitch.
Curtis, are you busy Thursday night?
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:
I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008
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by Roid Ranger January 2, 2008
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