holds your asparagus 

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

holds your asparagus by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Apples and Asparagus 

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

Apples and Asparagus by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch 

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020