Armando Alvarado

Known to be the sexiest man on earth, has a GIGANTIC shlong size of 2 inches. Can please any may and or woman within 3 seconds.

Yo, Armando Alvarado, how's your da- *sexually pleased beyond belief *

by Obamna November 1, 2022

Armando

A Guy Who is a Big Ass Mandilon. Females love him because se arrima a las faldas de ellas. You will not find a bigger Mandilon

Armando had to ask for permission because he is a mandulon

by Dr.NYC November 23, 2021

Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.

Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."

by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023

Armando

The biggest bum in the west, also the “hacker” of the grade.

Armando: “Hey Awaeseah?”
Awaeseah: “What?”
Armando: “Chicken Butt.”
Awaeseah: “Your a bum.”

by BoxOfShame March 9, 2020

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

Armando Mendoza

Sexy beast of love.

Also known as grandpa/grandfather.

Bussy king

Holy shit look it's "Armando Mendoza" The Bussy Goblin!!

by Hamburger6 January 17, 2023

ARMANDO

Humongous cock and thicc as hell with huge bakery and fucks girls on the regular

That guy looks like such an Armando

by RandomGuy.balls November 15, 2021