armando rodriguez

fat fuck plays Azur lane unhealthy. like to eat eggs, probably just two though. is gay has a boyfriend named joSUE campa.

Armando RoDrIgUeZ rammed my ass so hard he made another black hole.

by Ali273884 February 2, 2022

Armandoed

Screwing over your boys over a silly joke or likes on social media

“You totally armandoed me with that Instagram post bro”
“Wow you just gonna put me on the spot like that? You’re such an armando”

by Britoburrito May 10, 2018

Armando

A very sexy human being you would like to fuck

Armando is a person who is hot ad sexy for example "Look at Armando over there GODAMN"

by Kidbut321 October 24, 2022

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

ARMANDO

Humongous cock and thicc as hell with huge bakery and fucks girls on the regular

That guy looks like such an Armando

by RandomGuy.balls November 15, 2021

Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.

Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."

by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023

Armando

Pure evil. LOVES to make a mockery of people. A man who will always try and play on your fears and weaknesses.

Armando watched as the building burned. His plan was complete

by Purple0718 April 14, 2025