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Amsterdam Gold

Synthetic cannabinoids, you can become psychotic, nausea, mood swings, sweating, tingly fingers and loss of muscle coordination.
Damn! Dawg just snorted Amsterdam Gold!
by norfolk1 February 23, 2024
mugGet the Amsterdam Goldmug.

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff
Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake
by Kemostar June 9, 2018
mugGet the Amsterdam pancakemug.

Amsterdam Dip

I’ll have ....one Amsterdam dip please
by Sej August 22, 2019
mugGet the Amsterdam Dipmug.

Amsterdam Braiser

(noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
mugGet the Amsterdam Braisermug.

Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.
GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013
mugGet the Amsterdam slammug.

Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
mugGet the Amsterdam Braisermug.

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.
Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.
by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023
mugGet the dirty Amsterdammug.

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