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Amsterdam Roulette

A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.
Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!
by @dawiseguy@Westside March 6, 2021
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Left Amsterdam

Home of the Ancient Baby Nectar Rabbits that are known for shooting cocaine out of their little furry rabbit cocks when they cum.
Yo Darby are we in Left Amsterdam? I’m 99% sure that Rabbit just shot cocaine out of his little fury cock-a-doo
by Sauce Boss April 28, 2021
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Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.
GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013
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Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam

Het frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam heeft een nietszeggend sausje, minimaal 3 designfouten en is bovenal veel te hard
Brian: "Ik ga een Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam benuttigen."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."
by Pizzabodem45 April 4, 2022
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Amsterdam Braiser

(noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
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Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
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