stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

tag along friend

Someone who is forced to follow what their friends do

Your such a tag along friend.

by ¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿£ July 1, 2014

Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time

runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2

by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016

Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.

"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.

by Fahkmee October 25, 2011

chain shot's play along

When an individual stretches his scrotum in a fashion similar to a bat wing while simultaneously placing his testicles in the mouths of two partners and penetrating an inflatable sheep.

"Yo Jentry, put five quid in that bathroom dispenser, blow up and lube up the plastic sheep, then grab Liam and Tarik, and have both of them open their mouths, it's going to get weird, we're doing a chain shot's play along."

by Senor Panama October 28, 2013

UDon-g-along

When a someone 3rd wheels on an Udon dinner date.

Is it weird if I Udon-g-along with you guys tonight?

by Ga2re2t September 14, 2019

dick-along

some guy who just tags along or goes with what ever you say just to get in your pants. He is dependent on you, but once it gets boring he'll hop over to someone else's bed or pants (whatever you prefer). A dick-along is also what an envious boy or girl says when they are jealous of somebody's so called loyal boyfriend.

Max: Wow John is whipped.
Fred: Nah, he's just Amy's dick-along.

Ally: Did you ever meet Jessie's new boyfriend?
Jane: Oh' you mean Kevin?
Ally: Yea isn't he sweet?
Jane: *scoffs* no he's just a dick-along (she's thinking he really belongs with her).

by ccP@iG3xox ya know January 15, 2009