Home of the Bills, Guys, and Fam… Bleed Orange… Savages on the wood floor. Known for producing very attractive women.
by Lil Billbo Swagpie (scrote) April 20, 2022
Get the Lake City MNmug. 
Monticello or methicello where you come to get stabbed in the back fucked over and betrayed it's a pretty shitty town where half the people you know are on some sorta drug secretly but I mean it's in the name methicello
by TheTruthManOnGod February 1, 2018
Get the Monticello mnmug. Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
Get the Austin, MNmug. Elmore is a tiny border town at the southern part of Minnesota and northern part of Iowa
Elmore is the section 8 of Minnesota and greasy asf
Elmore is the section 8 of Minnesota and greasy asf
Nigga 1-Yo nigga ever been to Elmore Mn?
Nigga 2 - yea nigga that place is down south in Minnesota it’s tiny and greasy.
Nigga 2 - yea nigga that place is down south in Minnesota it’s tiny and greasy.
by Naujsamoht February 1, 2018
Get the Elmore Mnmug.