resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Resting Botch Face

When someone has had so much botox, fillers, injections &/or plastic surgery, that they can't show normal expressions or emotions. Their face has a permanent " stank face" expression on it, with flared nostrils and puffy cheeks.

What's going on with Kylie Jenners cheeks? Looks like too much filled or botox or something.

Nah. It's just resting botch face. The Kardashians all have it too.

by KattheBrat July 12, 2023

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Say it to my face

What is the implicit assertion there? We're you listening last time I wrote about exactly this? Well, it's that if what was being said was said to his face... He would be doing something different from what he is now. Right? So he is trying to assert that he's TOUGH. Right? Ok. But this isn't a toughness thing. It's a fact of the matter thing. Why you didn't save the kids though, nigga? It was right there for you. I SAVED MINE. I- the guy called in to that psychologist who Jordan Peterson spoke to on his podcast after I said 'If you have any homicidal ideation, contact a mental health professional.' I also saved my suicide guy. Unlike bitch-ass Derrick Googings.

Hym "So, you ain't going to do anything if I say it to your face. You didn't save your suicide guy. You didn't save your mass child murder guy. I did. If everybody saves one we can put an end to child murder and suicide. Hakeem Jeffries saved a wapping ZERO! You need to come here and say it to MY face. Tell me that that retard gets to steal from me. Because I'm telling you he doesn't and YOU being wrong is better than ME being wrong in this scenario, fuck-face. BYE! BYYYYYYYE!"

by Hym Iam October 4, 2025

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018