dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

dog dimple

when you fuck the living shit out of a dog while rubbing your tongue on it's ear until the earwax drips onto your dick and the dog licks it off

That dog dimple last night was crazy bro.

by Buttcruncher April 3, 2025

Swapped the dogs

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.

Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs

by Ballsakless July 30, 2022

Dog Space

The area where a dog is looking when it looks off into space.

Maria- “Oh my GOD, my dog is staring off into space again. THERE IS A GHOST!!!”

Derek- “Nah bitch, that’s dog space.”

by ClapSlapDisD October 21, 2021

Dogs

In referral to toes.

I’m wearing flip flops right now dude, my dogs are out

by Yesimcorrect123 September 11, 2022

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude

by jay the emperor December 30, 2022