Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 9, 2021

Dog

Someone that is know as a Dog in the Australian jail system as a lagger or a give up or a deadset piece of shit and works with the police 👮 ♀️ And writes statements on people.

Hey brother ya your walking with is a lagging dog that works with the police and writes statements on cunts

by IYKYK100 October 15, 2021

the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

Dog Nerd

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.

"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."

by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016