National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 06, 2022

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National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

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National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

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