Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
by Rebel Friend March 26, 2020

A sexual act where a woman lays naked on the floor with her ass in the air and her partner eats her asshole out like a dog eating from a bowl
by Islesfan02 April 8, 2025

Man's best friend. If you get one you will love it forever, unless it attacks you. There are many types of Dogs and some look weird, but some look amazing. They all have a little bit different personalities but most of all of them would love you. Dogs are the best.
by Your_girlfriend_stealer1234567 April 7, 2023

by atomiccrazzy October 15, 2020

by toe knee stank September 3, 2021

When a man with the biggest head in the west attempts to insert it into a womans vagina and having it violently rip open while his parents watch.
by It's ya boiii November 22, 2021

Baggy sweatpants designed to hide a hard on whilst watching your wife being pounded by a random stranger.
by Grahams wife June 20, 2024
