sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio June 10, 2011

Snowstorm heading eastbound

When someone named viktor, ejaculates with deadly force eastbound towards innocent bystanders.

The snowstorm heading eastbound oh god viktor

by sdwwgsdg January 13, 2023

head slung

a term for getting wasted

He got his head slung after his epic fail in beer pong.

by surfrat9 October 23, 2009

Moving heads

The process of taking said product to a predestined point in secret usually for a set amount of big dollars...

I gotta go to the mall and ball the fuck out now that I'm back from moving heads.

by Whos working today? February 08, 2023

Betty bobble head

A girl who has a big bobble head and looks just as dumb as she actually is

"Oh that girl, yea she's a Betty bobble head"

by Keirsten. October 11, 2016

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 02, 2021