National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 23, 2023

National Threesome Day

A day when a girl gets tag-teamed by two guys

It’s National Threesome Day, let’s go have a threesome!

by yayoitsme November 14, 2020

National lsp day

National lsp (lumpy space princess) day takes place on February 11th where you and your friends will have a local get together and paint yourself purple and place a yellow star on eachothers forehead then sing the hit song "these lumps" in sync, people also tend to post

appreciation on social media so feel free to do so.

"Oh ma glob Melissa its nearly national lsp day"

"Oh ma lumpin glob its national lsp day tomorrow"

by Miss sugar queen February 10, 2022

national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 23, 2023

national stay at home day

June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.

"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"

"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"

by handle_old June 04, 2022

National meet your IBF day

Meet your IBF (Internet bestfriend) on October 3rd

I wanna meet my ibf!

Ok but on Oct 3rd

It’s national meet your ibf day on Oct 3rd

by Gurl1234 February 19, 2021

National linking day

Today, May 6th is the national day of linking with your friends or family. Be sure to honor this special day by linking with the G’s

Kyle: “Shalom my guys. When are we gonna link G?”

Me: “May 6th is national linking day. Lets link then”

by Dequavis Jackson III April 16, 2020