Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017

Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin

Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!

by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017

Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)

Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.

by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022