Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)

OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.

Reverse Uber

I couldnt get to work so i gave my neighbor a reverse uber to get there

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf

BOI I HAD MY CREDIT CARD IN THERE WTF UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!

I will Uber you up at 9:00.