Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 20, 2019

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019