A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
Get the Keg-Standmug. When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug. I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
Get the Brake Standmug. Having sex with a Mexican
by Tommyxc October 9, 2016
Get the juan night standmug. Phrasal verb.
To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
An example of ''to stand by'':
For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the To stand bymug. by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
Get the Head Standing Upmug. 1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
Get the The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wickmug.