by gracegal April 28, 2022
Get the Phantom Poomug. 
Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row
Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...
by Urbanboy92 August 1, 2011
Get the Phantom figuremug. This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
Get the Phantom internetmug. When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
Get the phantom jerkmug. Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB June 1, 2011
Get the Phantom Phone Painmug. When you drink a lot of one kind of alcohol, then the next day you suddenly taste that alcohol again in your mouth all at once for no reason. Only lasts a few moments, but the memory can be painful. Often occurs in conjunction with a hangover.
I was sitting at my computer all day after playing Edward 40-hands and I suddenly got phantom flavor of malt liquor. Made me want to die.
by sunrise papaya January 7, 2010
Get the Phantom flavormug.