Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

Tear the bone out

A made up phrase because saying I worked hard or really putting effort would be a lie

Yea, he used to say “tear the bone out” cause he was lazy and a true hard days work would probably kill him

by that good laundry money April 11, 2023

mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 07, 2016

tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 01, 2019

Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything

Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022