ww2 pacific vets will hear this in their sleep.

originally, it was used by japan, but when other countries started to be invaded, they quickly picked it up.
captain: never give up, never surrender!!
soldiers: BANZAIIIIIIIIIII !!!!
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 05, 2023
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Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.
Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens
by Dwilliams66 October 19, 2020
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never do that

never do that

when they tell you
person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont
by Rashomon May 28, 2024
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