Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3
"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"
by RyanKeith December 12, 2023
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Marco Joseph

A "Marco" has some very high racist way of delivering his humor that only 500IQ above will only get a chance to mimic their fraction of his humor.
-He is the inner divinity sacred within all of us
-Will send you memes mostly "dark" or "morbid"
-Powerful

*Buddies with Michael"
Marco Joseph: "Me and my Ex-wife had sex after she lost the one game we had bet on"

Michael: "what game?"

Marco Joseph: " Russian Roulette"

Michael: " YOOOOO"
by Gunnn June 08, 2021
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barron joseph

im barron joseph
hey are you barron joseph, me: ya
by barron joseph November 16, 2023
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Joseph Cuello

Straight as a goddamn fucking piece of stale bread
Person 1: Joseph Cuello is gay!
Person 2: No, he is straight you dumbass.
by AsrielYT October 28, 2019
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elliott joseph groves.

elliott joseph groves will light up your day and your smile. he is incredibly good looking and will always be there for you. he is very musical and intelligant and knows how to have a good time. he is a little weird at time but that it just how you love him. need a pick me up? call elliott/ he's you rboy for a good time and some good convorsation. he WINS at everything. so he is a winner. try to take him down; it aint possible!!
damn i wish i had "elliott joseph groves." right now.
by hurrflerumpkinz August 04, 2010
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Joseph Krongel

A very sweet boy, He can make you laugh any time you call him. He's so adorable when he laughs/talks. You'll never be able to say no to him! He's also very smart, especially at math lol. He gives good hugs even when your texting you can hug each other virtually. He can be a total bitch when someone hurts him or someone he cares about. He's very honest once your close to him and he'll do anything to make you happy. So if you ever meet a Joseph Krongel give him a big hug because he's the best ALSO HE HAS FLUFFY HAIR (also never call him by his last name)
Joseph Krongel your amazing!!
by Noah ;)) March 24, 2021
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