jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.

Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.

by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021

Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021

Jonathan

Cooler than YoYo

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo

by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021

Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

JoAnothony

JoAnthony is serenity’s bestie but they like ghosting each other a lot. JoAnthony is also a tall boy but not very talkative in person unless he really knows you but overall he’s KINDA funny he’s fun to text with if your bored or not bored and he’s a good friend that likes to ghost serenity

Serenity: Hey JoAnthony

JoAnothony: hii

by JoAnthony November 21, 2021