Finger fuckin

An obsessive-compulsive trance state where a person’s hands are physically and mentally locked onto an object or device. It’s a mindless, addictive "fidget-loop" where they poke, prod, and scroll so aggressively that they lose all awareness of the real world. In this state, they don't just use the item; they "finger-fuck" it until the material breaks, the screen burns out, or their brain turns to mush.

quit FINGER FUCKIN the dam phone!!! Lol

Finger fuckin by Oralation specialist April 19, 2026

That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive 

A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.

Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!

Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.

That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive by Sover3ign June 21, 2010

chase mother fuckin adams 

Rollin swollin.

Chase Mother fuckin adams is rollin swollin.

chase mother fuckin adams by Tcic March 3, 2017

oh you fuckin ass 

When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.

Dude, Cory just pulled a oh you fuckin ass! I wonder what Stella did...

oh you fuckin ass by Killerwase September 21, 2017

ur mummy a fuckin gummy 

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

ur mummy a fuckin gummy by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable

Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"

whipe yourd fuckin arse by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 7, 2019

EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI 

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu

SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333

EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI by Mahi!! February 29, 2020