A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.
by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023
Get the Blondemug. A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.
by JackyKelly December 28, 2019
Get the Dumb Blondemug. Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
Get the blond teddy bearmug. A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.
by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019
Get the Blonde Mopmug. Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?
Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her
Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her
by Smartqueen June 13, 2020
Get the Blondemug. by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021
Get the Blondemug. A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021
Get the Blonde coachmug.