Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011

huffy bastard

someone who takes offence and sulks,

i.e ya huffy bastard

put yer dummy back in ya huffy bastard

by harvey1690 July 28, 2019

sadistic bastards

1.punk band from campbell, CA who started the Campbell Bastards Crew.
2.Tommy, Jesse, Loren and Muhammed

Dude: "You goin to the sadistic bastards show tonight?"

Chick: "oh shit, that's tonight? awesome"

by fuck campbell p.d. April 7, 2005

Smug Bastard

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"wow, Alchemist#8859 really is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

Smug Bastard

Alchemist#8859

Wow, Alchemist#8859 sure is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

Magnificent Bastard

Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.

Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!

MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.

by Salacious C January 30, 2008

Handsome Bastard

A polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.

I was in the office Monday morning at which time I ran into my boss Karl who is a real asshole. I then said to him "How ya doing Karl you handsome bastard". Dummy didn'y even realize I was insulting him..

by jim pigeon January 11, 2013