Ryan Woomy

when you cover your partner in squid ink and grab him by his greasy balls and blow the ink into his penis until it resembles a ball point pen

later after work we should totally ryan woomy

by the chudler August 4, 2025

Cooly wooly

You will hear many people say okie dokie and alrighty dighty. Cool wooly is a similar saying with the upbeat and positive attitude behind the words

Your such a cooly wooly

by Eklueg January 9, 2026

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

breakin down some woody

WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)

GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY

BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!

ITS FRIDAY, YOU GOT NO JOB AINT GOT SHYT TO DO, LETZ GET HIGH!!! "breakin down some woody"!!

by MILLZGOTSKILLZ November 22, 2011

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Lick my woomy

Derived from suck my woomy. Low when abbreviated. Used as a insult, usually, and is also used with licky licky.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018