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Nebraskan Bear Wipe

When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.
Jessica gave me a Nebraskan Bear Wipe on Saturday and now my bum burns”
by Babyboo2026 February 28, 2026
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