puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

puff

To blatantly ignore someone (on purpose) for no good reason.

Why is Jamie hanging out with us if she is just going to puff everyone?

Yo, I tried to ask your friend Jamie something, but she totally puffed me.

I am tired of Jamie puffing me every time I see her.

by iambumfights May 16, 2011

southern puff

A person who lives in the south and is incredibly soft

Your a southern puff.

by Gclarke November 27, 2023

Rough, Tough, Cream Puff

This is the OG definition: Suck it up. Too bad, so sad. The effort is rough and tough. If you're complaining or questioning if it can be done, you are the cream puff.

LUKE: Master, moving stones around is one thing, this is totally different. YODA: Rough, tough, cream puff.

by VandoVanVanningham May 2, 2025

green puff

Afraid of everything; easily frightened; scary.

You can’t be a green puff all of your life! Man up and drive that boat!

by Thecutefella March 18, 2023

junkie puff

To hit one's rechargeable vape while it is plugged in to charge.

"i need a hit but my vape's dead"
"Just junkie puff it once it has a charge"

by Drugrug December 14, 2022

puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020