Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

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Eli Zaklin

Looks like josh richards

Wow is that Josh Richards.? No it’s Eli Zaklin.

by Midget assasine February 1, 2021

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Eli

The Gayest of fags out there. He loves to fuck older men and get fucked by older men (specifically loves BBC)

That dude over there… he’s So Eli

by Everyone’s fave BWC November 19, 2023

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He is about 5’4, but he makes you not care about height. He is pansexual and good with the ladies (and guys, and anyone in between). Eli is défini a bottom whether you are a guy or a girl biologically.

Dude, see him?
Yeah
He’s hot

Eli??! He’s mine.

by ExpiredEli June 11, 2023

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Elis

a man who irradiates sexual energy and friendly comfort, wherever he goes, however he looks, this guy is a great friend, and he is fucking hot, so hot he could make a volcano orgasm.

“that guy is a total Elis i’d totally bare his kids, even if he left me”

“Elis is such a great friend we are lucky to have him”

by bellamybigtree November 23, 2021

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