by Bobby Tarantino July 1, 2017

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
by PigBat May 13, 2018

by beckfromvictorious November 25, 2016

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

by rice bunny lover October 20, 2023

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.
by CuriousChap January 23, 2024
