Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.

Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.

by wankhouse December 31, 2013

taco'd

The female version of the act of the "tea bag" where a dirty nasty chick shoves her rancid vag in your face.

my buddy passed out on a park bench and some homless skank taco'd him, now he's got pink eye.

by wafflehurler June 23, 2009

tactle neck

A term coined by Stirling Archer, the star of the animated show Archer, aired on FX. It is a turtle neck used in undercover or reconnaissance missions. The name comes from the combination of tactile and turtle neck.

"I didn’t invent the turtle-neck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize it’s potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtle-neck, Lana… the tactle neck!" -Stirling Archer, season 1 episode 8, "The Rock".

by yeah i eat shit March 28, 2010

blow this taco stand

get the heck out of a place

I'm gonna graduate in December and blow this taco stand.

by Annn On October 14, 2008

taco rot

when you get a hard shell taco to go, but the shell is destroyed by the moisture in the packaging.

dude, i was pumped to eat my taco when i got home, but couldn't because it had severe taco rot

by andrewisawesome July 22, 2011

taco bell

Like the school slut, sloppy, meaty, and full of hepitits A, B, and C

taco bell sucks big meaty cock

by DizzyLizzy January 30, 2007

taco cabana

A food chain restricted to texas, new mexico and oklahoma that serves freggin good mexican food. The mexican chain that will hopefully drive shitty places like taco bell out of business. Commonly referred to as, the taco C, the place prides themselves as the original mexican patio cafe. Also noteworthy, taco cabana is one of the rare fast food places you can order beer with your meal. In many people's opinion, the highlight of texas fast food.

"dude lets go out to the taco cabana."
"sure thing man. their burritos are freggin awesome."

"you guys going to the taco C?"

by another pete April 25, 2006