raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017

love rape

rape fantasy carried out by a loved one or someone you like or have a sexual relationship with. More like passionate fucking to blatantly put it.

x: "what turns you on?"
Y: "I dont know how to explain it. I want someone to fuck me passionately, but a bit on the rough side. almost bdsm without the abuse. Kinda wanna be man handled but not too rough. Like push me against a wall. balls deep type shit."
X: "Oh, you wanna be love raped?"
y: omg yes thats it!!!

(literally how the conversation went :P)

by rusabu June 27, 2014

Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.

Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.

by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018

rice rape

When an asian restaurant provides what appears to be reasonable rates on the main dishes but then heavily exploits the cost of the cheapest commodity as a per head cost.

I was enjoying a beer whilst perusing the menu at my local thai restaurant. The mains were all $13-$16 dollars each and when we asked for steamed rice it was $4.50 per head. For 4 people sharing just three mains that was a fairly aggressive amount of rice rape. Afterwards, we still said thankyou!

by Mr B Poet February 9, 2018

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.

Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape

by TIU December 15, 2011

innocent rape

When two people are having sex, and one person continuously is saying “no” or that they don’t want to do it, but the partner is not respecting how they feel, so he is ignoring that and still has sex with them.

Robert is about to have sex with his girlfriend but she doesn’t want to do it at that time, but he ignores her and still has sex. Therefore he has commited innocent rape

by Turner1 November 18, 2020

Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person

Out of no where I got monkey raped.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003