puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

PC Mustard Race

A group of people that go on video game console subrettits or formus to talk down to the "console peasants', as this group believes that games should only be on PC only and are considered outcasts by the PC Master Race.

Console gamer: Oh look at thos graphics, they are so--
PC Gamer: Why are you complenting those horrible graphics? They look like shit.
Console Gamer: Oh joy... another PC Mustard Race person... I heard Batman Arkham Knight didn't do so well on PC. SUCK ON THAT!

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

reno air race

Gamer slang. In Battlefield V when somebody flys a plane (especially a P-51 Mustang) straight into the ground. Either intentionally while trying to kill the enemy, or more often by complete accident. This action mimics the tragedy at the 2011 Reno Air Race where a pilot lost control and flew his plane directly into the crowd.

"Oh man I just Reno Air Raced right into the AA gun"
"Dude! Too soon!"
"What!? My trim tab fell off"

by Anal log August 9, 2021

race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

Alexander Race Brandenburg

Nigga foot is having big feet

His feet are huge he must have Alexander Race Brandenburg

by Ahhh nigga foot June 18, 2019

Slow-mo Racing

When two cars traveling in the same direction but on different side by side lanes, while maintaining equal speed, none of the drivers attempt to pass the other as if to be racing in slow motion.

"I'm running late for work and these two morons are slow-mo racing in front of me and I have no way to pass!"

by babidoll69 November 27, 2012

Critical Race Theory

The concept of placing racism, typically that of white men, at the forefront of the discussion of (usually American) history and law. It labels race as a predominantly social construct and is often used to call people to fight institutionalized racism and privilege.
This theory is often criticized for labelling white people as incorrigible oppressors and bearing a strong resemblance to Marxism.

A: Critical Race Theory says the U.S. government was largely founded on bias towards white straight men.
B: Hey, I'm white and I'm not a racist
A: The fact you felt the need to speak up at all says otherwise

by Ockerjj March 20, 2022