My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

Mom friend

A calm friend who you can rely on, usually an older member of your friendgroup
Usually called "Mom" or "Mother" as a nickname by younger members of the group

Toni: "Have you seen cait? I need comforting from our mom friend"
Beth: "No I'm sorry, I am also searching for mother"

by Lolibit February 3, 2021

mom boob

When the huge boobs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. Typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. Usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.

John: Honey, what's wrong with you?
Jane: Omigod John, I just got the mom boobs from your mom!!!

by Mina MInogue January 16, 2006

mom-and-paparazzi

The annoying parents who show up at every school assembly an hour early so that they can reserve the first two rows to set up their tripods and capture junior's fifteen minutes of fame for posterity on no fewer than six video cameras. Of course, they do not know enough about their equipment to properly charge the batteries or set the functions to "silent," so the entire evening will be punctuated with random whirrs and beeps, and no one sitting behind them (which, of course, is everyone) will be able to see or hear a damn thing!

I missed my daughter's flute solo thanks to the mom-and-paparazzi staked out in the front of the auditorium taping their son's oboe medley.

by Jane D'oh July 20, 2006

Mom-back

a verbal and hand jester to inform someone to back up

when a gentalmen of color steps off the back of a trash truck in an alley and yell's at the driver with a hand signal
"Mom-back,Mom-back"

by bigace August 27, 2008

Mom-schooled

to be taken off of an activity you enjoy by your mother in order for you to "study" a school subject that would be WAY less fun than what you were doing previously.

"I almost beat Gears of War 2, but i got mom-schooled on Act V!"

by Sxel January 18, 2009