minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024

villager in Minecraft

Villagers are passive mobs that inhabit villages, work at their professions, breed, and interact with each other. Their outfit varies according to their occupation and biome. A player can trade with them using emeralds as currency

villager in Minecraft are dumb

by mine your craft October 10, 2022

Minecraft

A game what is made by notch and is ruined by spoiled kids and doesn't have many things and updates to slow.

"Hey,Tim did you see that game Called minecraft?"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"

by Money spent on terraria. October 12, 2017

Minecraft

God teir game

Do u play minecraft?
Nah fortnite
*loads shotgun*

by MeM3_L0Rd November 2, 2019

minecraft

The game only true legends play and where many men of god spent their childhood consisting of hitting trees, building, killing mobs, screaming, griefing, parody songs and little kids

friend:"yo, you wanna hit up the fort?"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"

by whiteboard16 November 25, 2019

Minecraft

a game where you can build, explore, mine, and more! the possibilities are infinite!

I play Minecraft every day

by Unknown_3RR0R May 2, 2022

Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵

Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no

by Stepe pro December 3, 2023