The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.
Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."
by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023
Get the Shit and Lamb mug.A phrase used to pray for rain or during rain in Lambak, an area in Brunei. It can also be used when expecting or wishing for floods to occur Lambak.
Person 1: Ahh it's raining again. We've been getting lots of rain in Lambak lately.
Person 2: RAHMAT FOR LAMBAK!!!!
Person 1: BRO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!? QUICK GET TO SAFETY THE FLOOD IS COMING!!!
Person 2: RAHMAT FOR LAMBAK!!!!
Person 1: BRO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!? QUICK GET TO SAFETY THE FLOOD IS COMING!!!
by Blue Mountain King August 31, 2025
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What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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