Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

Knock sha

Punched in the face.

If you spit in my mouth intentionally I will give you a knock sha.

by 🔺Tristain🔺 November 8, 2020

Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023

Knock

Someone who gets tricked or offended easily

Rick bruh you a knock calm down

by Flabshlab May 22, 2017

Knuckle Knocking

When two women vigorously scissor.

“Eating a combo of oysters & chocolate always has me in the mood for knuckle knocking.”

by LIZZ!3 December 23, 2020

Knock Knock

Knock Knock. Who's there?

Person "Knock Knock. Who's there?"
*No Response*

by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025

Knocked up, ho

pregnant with a bastard child.

Allison is an ugly bag of bones who is a knocked up, ho with a married man's bastard baby. Good luck to that child, Nicolai.

by Anya Marie. September 3, 2009