Vanilla gorilla

A very average gorilla

Look at that vanilla gorilla, so boring and basic.

by Iamalittlespecialmymomsaidso June 25, 2021

Freckled gorilla

The act of farting during a rim job and relieving ones self slightly, spraying the face of the person giving the rim job and giving them the appearance of having freckles

She was licking my butthole and I gave her a freckled gorilla

by Slutsauce January 13, 2020

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Gorilla tag

The average racist hangout for squeakers, racist 8 year olds, grown ups who give you death threats and the 1% of normal people

''Guy 1: Hey guys, Do you play gorilla tag?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I scream racist things when I lose''
''Guy 1: Same here
''Guy 3: How are we even friends?''

by Doctor Freeman September 27, 2022

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.

Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!

by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020