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Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'
BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
mugGet the Eating at Mona'smug.

Eat shit

by I wanna commit arson July 19, 2022
mugGet the Eat shitmug.

Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.
George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.
by bertrando1 March 8, 2022
mugGet the Eat Cardboardmug.

eat a clip

With the intent of emptying a fully loaded clip on someone in a serious matter!
Tell him I said he can eat a clip if he pulls up
by Straight shooter February 13, 2023
mugGet the eat a clipmug.

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.
"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."
by JohnTWend October 8, 2008
mugGet the Eating Beefmug.

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch
Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats
by Yruey February 28, 2023
mugGet the Hood Eatsmug.

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021
mugGet the Eat bagelmug.

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