cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)

"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"

by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016

third-cousin-8X-removed

Third-cousin-eight-times-removed (3C8R).

My third-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

first cousin-aunt

Parent's female first cousin.

My first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

Half-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.

Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool

by sexual addiction October 17, 2010

third great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent's female third cousin.

My third great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent in common with another living being.

Half-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024