Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.

Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.

by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018

Josh butthole nigger

meow woof woof among us nigger fuck literally monke get in my anus sus meow woof

josh butthole nigger

by susbutthile November 19, 2022

butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.

I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!

by olive oil12 September 11, 2022

Butthole

Something that you can surprisingly fit a lot of stuff in

Bob- hey did you hear someone fit two raccoons in their Butthole?

Jimmy- really??? I can only fit three blue crayons!

by Why is this world cruel May 26, 2021

Loose Butthole

A butthole that is so enlarged it sometimes even falls out. This is achieved by being very very easy, just doing it with everyone. Some can even have their own cities inside of them they're that big. Usually achieved around college age, but it can happen at any time

Brody Frandsen has the biggest Loose Butthole on EARTH!

by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025

California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.

Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake

by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020

Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024