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Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...
Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person
A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!
by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022
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tis some bullshit

When you can't press a button and you need to take a screenshot
Oii i can't press my windows key tis some bullshit
by Baba_Bongo December 17, 2021
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Clusterfuck of Bullshit

Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!

Chad: Damn man..
by Saint Nick the 4th December 20, 2021
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Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive
This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism
by Sen-yt December 23, 2021
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dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .
by I’mBoomboombaby April 8, 2022
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