Chris Brown

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.

I Chris Brown baby seals

by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009

Chris Brown

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.

Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face

by Shanon Brown February 23, 2009

Chris Brown

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.

Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx March 13, 2011

Chris Brown

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day

Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!

by aanonamussss August 13, 2011

Chris Brown

(Verb) 1. The act of beating ones girlfriend or wife.

That bitch was tramping around, so when she came home I totally Chris Browned her ass

by Nixon420 February 22, 2009

brown snake

a turd, poop, shit, duece, etc.

I gotta go, a brown snake is playin peek-a-boo with my butthole

by rmfp August 22, 2006

Chris Brown

The action of beating the crap out of someone, that leads to major bruises and scars.

Boy: Hey babe, can you pass me the chips?

Girl: Why don't you get it yourself?

Boy: Girl...don't make me Chris Brown ya ass!

by Himay February 27, 2009