National don't go to schools

You can get to schools at all

Hay I don't have to worry about going to school today because it's national don't go to schools

by Blake Houston December 13, 2020

National sex day

12 june is the day in which you can have sex with someone even if u are gay or straight, in a relationship or not.

Celebrate sex by having sex.

Lets have sex.

No, wtf.
But its 12 june, the national sex day
Ah, ok.

by MisterNo June 9, 2020

National fuck a dragon day

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.

I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!

by Urbandanny July 18, 2025

national loryn day

a day celebrated on December 2nd to celebrate all loryns that are perfect. it is for loryns that are spelt L-O-R-Y-N. i love loryn. she’s perfect. let’s celebrate. #party

did you hear about loryn? she’s so perfection! we should celebrate her every december 2nd for national loryn day! we will celebrate every year

by lorynswife November 6, 2025

national merit finalist

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school

Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok

by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

Qassim national day!! (November 10th)

November 10th is Qassim's national day!!!!!!!!

today isQassim national day!! (November 10th)

by gayyson November 10, 2022

National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020