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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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Three Nationism

A conceptual framework describing society divided into three hierarchical strata. The first, the Destitute, encompasses those living in chronic poverty and extreme social marginalisation, whose life prospects are severely constrained by systemic barriers. The second comprises the working and middle classes, who sustain the economy and civic life yet face limited opportunities for upward social mobility due to structural and institutional constraints. The third, the Ascendant Nation, represents the wealthy and powerful, who consolidate resources, influence, and control over societal institutions, shaping economic, political, and cultural systems to perpetuate and expand their dominance.
The stark contrast in economic fortunes highlights Three Nationism: between 2010 and 2021, within the UK, the wealthiest 1% of households increased their wealth thirty-onefold, while the rest of the population experienced Real Wage growth of merely 1–2%. This pronounced disparity underscores how the Ascendant Nation accumulates wealth and opportunity, leaving the working and middle classes, alongside the Destitute, enduring chronic poverty, confined within severely restricted channels of social and economic mobility.
by DemocracySold September 3, 2025
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Hungarian national team

One of the best national teams you can support for that is also got payed by the non fans also

won against England what a legends
Did you watch the Hungarian national team yesterday?
by SztorcBence September 6, 2025
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Grand National

When a girl rides a man until he finishes without any thrusting from the man.
I did the grand national last night.

How many grand national titles do you have now?
by Rider25 September 8, 2025
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National eat in class day

Hi
Kyle: *grabs snack* Teacher: Kyle stop eating your snack! Kyle: it's national eat in class day!
by August21 September 10, 2025
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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National Hate Ryan Day

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day
by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025
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