Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022

Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.

I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.

by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019

Slideshow Syndrome

When you're playing a shitty game with shitty friends and your computer decides to make your frame rate the same as a slideshow presentation.

Oh fuck, I'm having slideshow syndrome again. Better restart my computer.

by random.brawl.player August 31, 2022

Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025

Krampus Syndrome

The term for a piece of media that unintentionally executes a major plot point (usually the finale) in a way that makes most audience members misinterpret the plot point as drastically differently from the way it canonically happens. Named for the 2015 film Krampus, which historically ends with the family getting a happy It's A Wonderful Life type 'it was all undone and is okay' happy ending, but is so badly visually executed on screen that almost everyone who views the film leaves convinced the family is trapped in a snowball in hell for all eternity.
(Often, but not always, the interpreted major plot point or finale is drastically less satisfying than the canon one).

"I hated that show! Ugh, it was so disappointing! Like I liked it until the finale, but it's so stupid when the end is just 'and it was all a dream'..."
"No-no--that's not how it ends! I looked it up; according to the director, he's just waking up to bookend it and show things are normal again. The canon is it all really happened."
"Wait, really? It looks nothing like that!"
"Yeah, it's a good show but it /really/ suffers Krampus Syndrome..."

by CassandraThe March 7, 2022

kaiden syndrome

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Hey I think I have kaiden syndrome

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by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024