Dirty Hercules

Any of several devastating hand-to-hand combat tactics which shock your opponent into submission. In order to qualify as a true "Dirty Hercules", the tactic must include two simultaneous components: 1) a stunning show of strength, often utilizing mechanical advantage to make it nearly impossible to counter (the "Hercules" part), and 2) an unexpected assault on the senses of your opponent (the "Dirty" part). Options for the dirty component are limited only by the imagination of the attacker. Foreign objects and organic matter are fair game.

Paul: "Yo, check it out, Praveen is pissed at Rick for hitting on Karla."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."

by bolivian serenade August 2, 2023

Dirty spike

A stinky bitch with hepatitis A that seems to be attracted to twinks known as Ian. A man who will try his hardest in every possible way to insult everyone superior than him in a try to boost his self confidence. But, leading to nothing but sadness.
But, in a shorter term for a man known as a Dirty Spike. Std filled reefton whore

“Awh! Man, don’t pull a dirty spike on her!”
“She cant contract what she already has!”
Please, go to the local sexual health clinic.

by Shermanator June 16, 2020

Dirty skiing

When a girl does double anal penetration and then goes skiing (giving both guys hand jobs) getting shit on her hands, dirty skiing.

Last night Maria went dirty skiing with Nick and Josh until their snow blew everywhere.

by Nightrainjosh May 3, 2016

Dirty Winter

Someone who rides and doesn't let the man pull out, and uses the cum to make the man a breakfast sandwhich the next morning. She also doesn't believe in minecraft.

"I heard Katie tends to be a real dirty winter."

by Slikfang September 26, 2021

dirty balin

When you shit on your friends cock after a 12 hour rough anal session

Damn you just did a dirty balin

by Hugecar November 23, 2021

Dirty Elek

Being poncy about colours to ensure oneself looks posh at all times.

“Look at my butterscotch cat” - Dirty Elek

“This spring green Waitrose bag for life goes fabulously with the Lilypad undertones in Asda’s branding while I buy abominations to eat together” -Dirty Elek

by Sophabulous September 4, 2021

Dirty Nancy

When you are trying to bone a washed up hagrid crusty old chick and before you can insert your dick the stench and visual of her punched lasagna looking pussy causes you to lose your erection and throw up a small amount in your mouth.

I was at the pub last night and tried to take home a chick but all that happened was I got a dirty nancy

by Lasagna puncher May 6, 2022