Any of several devastating hand-to-hand combat tactics which shock your opponent into submission. In order to qualify as a true "Dirty Hercules", the tactic must include two simultaneous components: 1) a stunning show of strength, often utilizing mechanical advantage to make it nearly impossible to counter (the "Hercules" part), and 2) an unexpected assault on the senses of your opponent (the "Dirty" part). Options for the dirty component are limited only by the imagination of the attacker. Foreign objects and organic matter are fair game.
Paul: "Yo, check it out, Praveen is pissed at Rick for hitting on Karla."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."
by bolivian serenade August 2, 2023

A stinky bitch with hepatitis A that seems to be attracted to twinks known as Ian. A man who will try his hardest in every possible way to insult everyone superior than him in a try to boost his self confidence. But, leading to nothing but sadness.
But, in a shorter term for a man known as a Dirty Spike. Std filled reefton whore
But, in a shorter term for a man known as a Dirty Spike. Std filled reefton whore
“Awh! Man, don’t pull a dirty spike on her!”
“She cant contract what she already has!”
Please, go to the local sexual health clinic.
“She cant contract what she already has!”
Please, go to the local sexual health clinic.
by Shermanator June 16, 2020

When a girl does double anal penetration and then goes skiing (giving both guys hand jobs) getting shit on her hands, dirty skiing.
by Nightrainjosh May 3, 2016

Someone who rides and doesn't let the man pull out, and uses the cum to make the man a breakfast sandwhich the next morning. She also doesn't believe in minecraft.
by Slikfang September 26, 2021

by Hugecar November 23, 2021

“Look at my butterscotch cat” - Dirty Elek
“This spring green Waitrose bag for life goes fabulously with the Lilypad undertones in Asda’s branding while I buy abominations to eat together” -Dirty Elek
“This spring green Waitrose bag for life goes fabulously with the Lilypad undertones in Asda’s branding while I buy abominations to eat together” -Dirty Elek
by Sophabulous September 4, 2021

When you are trying to bone a washed up hagrid crusty old chick and before you can insert your dick the stench and visual of her punched lasagna looking pussy causes you to lose your erection and throw up a small amount in your mouth.
I was at the pub last night and tried to take home a chick but all that happened was I got a dirty nancy
by Lasagna puncher May 6, 2022
